1 00:00:32,860 --> 00:00:37,540 As you guys know you guys are getting the chance of a lifetime today to fuck a 2 00:00:37,540 --> 00:00:38,540 porn star 3 00:00:41,070 --> 00:00:42,470 You're going to be kicked off the team. 4 00:00:42,870 --> 00:00:43,870 No, why? 5 00:00:46,190 --> 00:00:47,670 You guys are going to pick at random. 6 00:00:47,890 --> 00:00:48,890 Chris, go first. 7 00:00:49,070 --> 00:00:50,410 Hey, Chris, go first. 8 00:00:51,070 --> 00:00:53,110 Ooh, Serena. 9 00:00:53,630 --> 00:00:55,390 Serena Santos. Serena Santos, nice. 10 00:00:55,610 --> 00:00:56,770 That was a bad choice. 11 00:00:58,050 --> 00:01:02,070 Oh, my God. 12 00:01:09,320 --> 00:01:13,540 You worked me out. I felt like that she was the coach and I was the athlete. 13 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:24,040 Oh shit, are we all here for the same thing? Looks like it. 14 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:25,520 Oh shit. 15 00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:28,840 Like winning the lotto. 16 00:01:29,740 --> 00:01:30,740 Right, man? 17 00:01:31,420 --> 00:01:32,420 Look at this. 18 00:01:32,700 --> 00:01:33,820 All the awards, huh? 19 00:01:34,100 --> 00:01:35,300 Looks really cool, man. 20 00:01:35,620 --> 00:01:37,080 I wasn't nervous until now. 21 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:41,220 I've been nervous all day, man. 22 00:01:42,420 --> 00:01:46,080 As soon as I got that email, I was just like, wow, it really happened right now. 23 00:01:47,060 --> 00:01:51,440 So what made you decide to try out the porn star experience today? 24 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:54,600 I think what it was, I saw the ad on Bang Bros. 25 00:01:54,980 --> 00:02:00,540 It was asking for guys my age and body type didn't seem to be a thing. It 26 00:02:00,540 --> 00:02:01,518 didn't matter. 27 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:05,480 So I think that actually I can do some good here today as far as 28 00:02:05,480 --> 00:02:06,480 representation. 29 00:02:07,150 --> 00:02:11,930 Because, you know, I'm not like the Johnny Sins or J-Mac of porn, you know. 30 00:02:11,990 --> 00:02:16,830 Just an average guy here who has an opportunity to have sex with a hot girl. 31 00:02:16,950 --> 00:02:20,150 And I think that it would do good for my self-esteem personally. 32 00:02:20,370 --> 00:02:24,910 And then other people out there like me who may have issues or body 33 00:02:24,910 --> 00:02:27,310 complications, you know. 34 00:02:27,690 --> 00:02:29,390 Just not the fit male model. 35 00:02:29,610 --> 00:02:32,690 I just represent the average guys today is what I'm trying to say. I have a 36 00:02:32,690 --> 00:02:33,690 question. Yes. 37 00:02:34,430 --> 00:02:40,170 We're all in the fucking the girls together, so how this is gonna work The 38 00:02:40,170 --> 00:02:43,910 girls will come in you guys are gonna draw a girl at random And then we 39 00:02:43,910 --> 00:02:47,010 actually have different sets built in our studio. You guys will be fucking 40 00:02:47,010 --> 00:02:51,020 individually Oh, okay, cool. Yeah, you guys will have your own little private 41 00:02:51,020 --> 00:02:54,020 section and all that. So it's not an old circle jerk. No circle jerk. 42 00:02:55,140 --> 00:02:56,400 Didn't know for that in college. 43 00:02:57,640 --> 00:02:59,200 Not today, maybe another time. 44 00:02:59,540 --> 00:03:03,340 Get to know you guys a little better. A little close and personal. A little too 45 00:03:03,340 --> 00:03:04,340 close and personal. 46 00:03:04,780 --> 00:03:08,320 How are you preparing today to have sex with a porn star for the first time? 47 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:14,300 I think I told you earlier, I'm kind of still in the now phase. 48 00:03:15,519 --> 00:03:17,080 I don't believe it's actually going to happen. 49 00:03:17,460 --> 00:03:21,300 So I don't think the nerves have hit me yet because I still can't believe it's 50 00:03:21,300 --> 00:03:22,540 really happening, honestly. 51 00:03:22,920 --> 00:03:25,320 If they're nervous, I'll be nervous too, boo. 52 00:03:26,500 --> 00:03:29,160 No, I cannot. I like them when they're scared. 53 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:30,959 Be scared. 54 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:32,440 Be scared, bro. 55 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:35,660 It's just when they're scared, you can do so much. That's what I'm saying. 56 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:37,280 They're like, whoa, hold on. 57 00:03:37,580 --> 00:03:39,860 It's like, oh, wait, does that make you nervous? Oh, my God, that makes me 58 00:03:39,860 --> 00:03:41,960 nervous too, and it makes them want to do more. 59 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:45,320 Yeah, I like them being nervous because I get to talk. 60 00:03:46,260 --> 00:03:47,920 No, I cannot. 61 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:49,940 A lot of people want that shit. 62 00:03:51,240 --> 00:03:53,560 You're nervous? Good boy, be nervous. 63 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:58,000 What do you do for work, Steven? You look like the most... 64 00:03:58,380 --> 00:04:00,400 Like fraudulent tax guy. 65 00:04:00,660 --> 00:04:03,780 It's the most boring job compared to theirs. I'm an auditor. 66 00:04:05,440 --> 00:04:12,240 Sit behind a desk and get cussed out all day by 67 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:15,800 people. When you have to go and audit them, do you at their house with these 68 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:18,060 ladies, are you giving them the special audit? 69 00:04:18,380 --> 00:04:20,260 Oh, that never happens. 70 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:24,120 Most people are not happy to see me. 71 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:26,700 They won't be today, don't worry. 72 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:32,080 What is your favorite type of porn? What do you typically watch? 73 00:04:33,020 --> 00:04:39,060 Lately, I've been more into the sloppy blowjobs. My favorite sound ever now 74 00:04:39,060 --> 00:04:43,520 is... That really gets me going, honestly. 75 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:46,900 Do you have a top three favorite porn stars? 76 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:50,540 My top three, I believe Alexis Tay. 77 00:04:50,980 --> 00:04:56,320 I like Maya Farrell and Jaime Marie. I'm not sure how to pronounce her name. 78 00:04:57,450 --> 00:05:01,110 It was like definitely my top three. What is your special skill? How do you 79 00:05:01,110 --> 00:05:05,030 plan to make these dad's dreams come true? I'm really good with spit. 80 00:05:05,270 --> 00:05:07,890 Really? Fuck, why am I not fucking you? 81 00:05:08,710 --> 00:05:10,530 I've witnessed it multiple times. 82 00:05:10,770 --> 00:05:12,670 I can do like really crazy things with my spit. 83 00:05:13,010 --> 00:05:14,190 It's like lube, it's weird. 84 00:05:15,650 --> 00:05:19,630 True, very true. Oh yeah, we're definitely going to have to... I'm sick. 85 00:05:21,230 --> 00:05:23,280 Let me get my... Do y'all want some privacy? 86 00:05:23,760 --> 00:05:25,900 Yeah, man. You can watch. 87 00:05:27,900 --> 00:05:29,480 All right, you guys ready to meet the girls? 88 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:30,800 Yeah. I'm waiting. 89 00:05:30,820 --> 00:05:31,579 All right. 90 00:05:31,580 --> 00:05:32,920 Egypt, do you want to come in here? 91 00:05:33,460 --> 00:05:34,460 Yes. 92 00:05:34,620 --> 00:05:35,620 Hi, 93 00:05:36,380 --> 00:05:37,380 how are you? 94 00:05:37,640 --> 00:05:38,800 My name is Egypt. 95 00:05:39,180 --> 00:05:40,159 Nice to meet you. 96 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:41,160 Do you want to touch? 97 00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:43,120 Oh, yeah. 98 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:50,020 It's so soft. Right? 99 00:05:50,920 --> 00:05:57,510 Man. This girl, Egypt, she had the fucking smokehouse, man. Had this 100 00:05:57,510 --> 00:05:59,610 big, fat, soft ass. 101 00:06:00,050 --> 00:06:01,310 Like, Jesus. 102 00:06:01,910 --> 00:06:06,550 She was very, very beautiful, tatted angel, I would call her. 103 00:06:07,070 --> 00:06:10,650 Goodness. We got a fan right here. You're my fan? Yeah, a few of your 104 00:06:10,650 --> 00:06:11,650 videos. 105 00:06:11,870 --> 00:06:13,570 I'm a fan too. I'm Steven. 106 00:06:15,150 --> 00:06:16,450 Baby, I'm on your lap. 107 00:06:17,570 --> 00:06:18,570 I'm chosen. 108 00:06:19,130 --> 00:06:20,970 Oh, shit. I'm chosen already. 109 00:06:21,190 --> 00:06:22,210 Kiera, what about Justin? 110 00:06:22,430 --> 00:06:25,390 Don't forget about him. Give everyone some love. Go sit on his lap next. I'm 111 00:06:25,390 --> 00:06:27,430 getting acquainted with my choices, David. 112 00:06:28,150 --> 00:06:31,830 Kiera came in the room. She's a freaking legend, man. 113 00:06:32,210 --> 00:06:35,070 She's so much hotter in person. She's small. 114 00:06:37,039 --> 00:06:40,700 Y'all can't do this to me. You can't give me a teddy bear and then tell me 115 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:43,920 not to sit on his lap. You want to do a little titty reveal real quick? 116 00:06:44,140 --> 00:06:45,140 Your fingers are crossed. 117 00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:46,340 Your fingers are crossed? 118 00:06:46,580 --> 00:06:48,120 They don't gotta be crossed. You already got them. 119 00:06:49,700 --> 00:06:51,860 Yeah, show some titties real quick. 120 00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:54,500 Oh, shit. 121 00:06:56,120 --> 00:06:58,340 Give him a little kiss, Steven. 122 00:06:58,580 --> 00:06:59,600 Again? Yeah. 123 00:07:00,240 --> 00:07:01,380 You have my consent. 124 00:07:10,140 --> 00:07:14,860 As soon as I saw her like something in me just like sparked and I was like man, 125 00:07:14,920 --> 00:07:18,090 I would love just ragdoll her she so Beautiful. Hi. 126 00:07:18,550 --> 00:07:19,710 How's it going? Hello. 127 00:07:20,390 --> 00:07:21,790 Sabrina Santos. 128 00:07:22,390 --> 00:07:23,390 Hi. 129 00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:26,110 You can go show those gloves. Go shake some ass. 130 00:07:26,850 --> 00:07:28,090 Get them comfortable. 131 00:07:28,690 --> 00:07:31,250 Ask their names like a normal person. Hi. 132 00:07:31,970 --> 00:07:32,970 What's your name? 133 00:07:33,190 --> 00:07:33,909 I'm Justin. 134 00:07:33,910 --> 00:07:35,430 And what's your name? Hey, I'm Steven. 135 00:07:35,730 --> 00:07:36,629 And what's your name? 136 00:07:36,630 --> 00:07:38,550 Chris. Nice to meet you. Girl came in in blue. 137 00:07:38,870 --> 00:07:43,010 Serena's her name. And, like, stacked, bro. 138 00:07:43,830 --> 00:07:45,550 She was so cute, had a cute smile. 139 00:07:47,990 --> 00:07:49,550 Your hands are so sore. 140 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:50,970 Do you have a favorite so far? 141 00:07:52,310 --> 00:07:57,590 Yeah. I don't want to say who it is though. She sat on my lap and I 142 00:07:57,590 --> 00:08:02,350 think she felt where I was coming from when she sat on my lap, man. 143 00:08:02,570 --> 00:08:03,570 How do you guys feel? 144 00:08:04,890 --> 00:08:08,710 We're not even going to renege on this. This is happening. 145 00:08:08,970 --> 00:08:09,929 This is happening. 146 00:08:09,930 --> 00:08:13,450 This is called making sure. So obviously you guys got really good options. The 147 00:08:13,450 --> 00:08:15,730 nerves kind of calmed down a little bit. You guys feeling ready? 148 00:08:16,230 --> 00:08:20,070 Excited? This better not be the worst episode of Punk ever. 149 00:08:21,750 --> 00:08:23,590 Can you imagine that? I'm getting serious. 150 00:08:24,050 --> 00:08:25,170 They're fucking, you're not. 151 00:08:25,810 --> 00:08:26,810 Are you being serious? 152 00:08:27,470 --> 00:08:30,890 You do the auditing while we fuck. 153 00:08:31,850 --> 00:08:33,710 There's no wrong choice here, man. 154 00:08:34,390 --> 00:08:37,450 Yeah, we can't do him wrong. He's going to fuck up Bang Bros with his auditing 155 00:08:37,450 --> 00:08:38,450 shit. 156 00:08:38,590 --> 00:08:41,990 No, no, no. Bang Bros, y'all are good. If you ever call me. 157 00:08:43,390 --> 00:08:44,390 It's for free. 158 00:08:44,990 --> 00:08:48,710 How confident are you about today? How well do you think you'll do? 159 00:08:49,330 --> 00:08:50,930 I think it'll go well. 160 00:08:51,210 --> 00:08:53,210 I've seen the girls. They seem very nice. 161 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:59,900 Hopefully I can you know saying I could give them a good average performance You 162 00:08:59,900 --> 00:09:03,660 know like might not be the best fucking they had in their life, but at least 163 00:09:03,660 --> 00:09:07,760 they're enjoy themselves as well as I mean I plan on enjoying myself 164 00:09:07,760 --> 00:09:11,460 What 165 00:09:11,460 --> 00:09:18,200 it was that the pyramid you could have best fast 166 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:21,620 or Do you have any fetishes 167 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:26,780 don't know how to explain this fetish it's so hard to explain like i don't 168 00:09:26,780 --> 00:09:31,420 know what the word for it is but it's like they can come without touching 169 00:09:31,420 --> 00:09:36,680 themselves you know what i'm talking about yes that's hot hold on that's a 170 00:09:36,680 --> 00:09:43,180 thing they can come without what is it called she makes me so hard come denial 171 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:44,800 Come denial? 172 00:09:44,940 --> 00:09:47,120 Wow, of course you would know that. 173 00:09:48,300 --> 00:09:52,620 Hold on, so is the girl, is the girl getting, are you jerking him off or 174 00:09:52,620 --> 00:09:53,559 something? No, no. 175 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:57,080 It's not really necessarily the fact that I have to jerk him off or do 176 00:09:57,080 --> 00:09:59,600 anything. It's just like. He can make himself not just on TV. 177 00:09:59,960 --> 00:10:04,600 He stops right before he's about to come and then he just shoots without touching 178 00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:08,140 it. Oh, that's hot. Can we do, I want to do something like that one day. 179 00:10:09,160 --> 00:10:10,520 It's not in my eyes. 180 00:10:10,900 --> 00:10:12,740 I did one with this one guy who's really shy. 181 00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:14,980 And it was so hot because he was shot. 182 00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:16,860 It was so hot. Yeah. 183 00:10:17,940 --> 00:10:21,840 It was funny because he was sitting there watching me stroke his dick, and I 184 00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:26,360 would just look at him, and he'll be like... Like, you know when they get the 185 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:27,360 twitch? 186 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:29,700 Like, well-nerved. Oh, you love that. 187 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:32,560 I love the twitch. And then you lick their balls, and then you go a little 188 00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:36,160 lower, and they're like... All right. 189 00:10:37,560 --> 00:10:39,460 What is your freakiest fetish? 190 00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:45,460 I don't know, my whole life I've been kind of, I don't want to say lame, but 191 00:10:45,460 --> 00:10:49,820 lately I've liked a spit fetish. I like to be spit in my mouth. 192 00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:51,480 I like to be spit on, kind of. 193 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:53,200 Should I say that? 194 00:10:53,360 --> 00:10:54,359 Yeah, you say that. 195 00:10:54,360 --> 00:10:56,520 I'm just saying, I don't want to become all weird. 196 00:10:58,620 --> 00:10:59,880 This is a safe space. 197 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,160 It's a safe space. 198 00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:03,440 More dominant or submissive? 199 00:11:04,780 --> 00:11:06,120 It's funny because... 200 00:11:06,720 --> 00:11:10,260 Thing what I like about feet like I like feet as well is that I like the 201 00:11:10,260 --> 00:11:14,820 submissiveness of it all like, you know Worshipping a woman's foot just being on 202 00:11:14,820 --> 00:11:18,280 there. So it really has nothing to do with actual feet So I guess I may say 203 00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:20,660 I'm maybe submissive then because of that. 204 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:23,900 All right, Steven's your turn Hey, 205 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:25,600 let's see who you got. 206 00:11:26,660 --> 00:11:28,220 Oh Hey guys 207 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,990 Kiera. Oh, yeah, man. 208 00:11:33,290 --> 00:11:34,470 Fucking legend, bro. 209 00:11:34,810 --> 00:11:37,110 She likes to be picked up. You think you would pick her up? 210 00:11:37,610 --> 00:11:38,610 I'm trying. 211 00:11:39,610 --> 00:11:45,390 Do you have any signature moves? How do you plan to impress whoever you get 212 00:11:45,390 --> 00:11:46,189 paired with today? 213 00:11:46,190 --> 00:11:50,850 Well, I think since I'm an average guy, you know, I'm not like some well-hung 214 00:11:50,850 --> 00:11:55,810 human being, I think I may like, you know, get some good foreplay going, you 215 00:11:55,810 --> 00:11:57,870 know, just to get it revved up and hot. 216 00:11:59,439 --> 00:12:01,600 Give her an old boyfriend dick to call it. 217 00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:06,460 Yeah, let's do this shit. You excited? 218 00:12:07,180 --> 00:12:08,180 Yes. 219 00:12:09,420 --> 00:12:11,360 Let's do it. All right. Wish him luck. 220 00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:14,960 Wish me luck. All right. You're going to follow me, all right? 221 00:12:15,220 --> 00:12:16,500 I'm going to try to smell your fingers. 222 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:18,040 All right. 223 00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:21,000 I shall return triumph with my brothers. You will. 224 00:12:26,890 --> 00:12:29,090 Steven, what's up? What's up, man? 225 00:12:29,310 --> 00:12:30,310 You ended up picking Kira. 226 00:12:30,510 --> 00:12:33,810 Not a terrible choice, probably the best. 227 00:12:34,230 --> 00:12:37,530 Nice. He told us otherwise earlier. 228 00:12:37,910 --> 00:12:44,630 But yeah, you kept the paper. Yeah, I'm keeping memories today, man. 229 00:12:44,810 --> 00:12:48,230 Nice. Alright, so she said even though you picked her, you gotta beat her at 230 00:12:48,230 --> 00:12:51,490 foosball. Do we have a rule? I know, right, man? What is that about? 231 00:12:51,830 --> 00:12:54,310 Everybody else had trials and tributes. 232 00:12:54,530 --> 00:12:55,550 It's just how the game goes. 233 00:12:55,950 --> 00:12:56,950 I'm saying. 234 00:12:57,010 --> 00:13:01,470 There's gotta be rules. But, Kira, there's one rule. While you play, you 235 00:13:01,470 --> 00:13:02,470 gotta have your titties out. 236 00:13:03,670 --> 00:13:06,650 Bam! How am I supposed to concentrate with my titties out? 237 00:13:07,130 --> 00:13:08,310 That's the rule of the game. 238 00:13:08,630 --> 00:13:10,370 You gotta maintain focus. 239 00:13:11,450 --> 00:13:12,450 Stay focused. 240 00:13:12,610 --> 00:13:13,449 Let's go. 241 00:13:13,450 --> 00:13:14,730 I'm focusing, alright? 242 00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:19,240 Alright, you ready? Go ahead. Alright. Put the ball in the thing. Three. 243 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:21,500 Two. 244 00:13:23,980 --> 00:13:25,020 Oh my god. 245 00:13:25,220 --> 00:13:26,220 No. No. 246 00:13:27,260 --> 00:13:28,600 Oh, fuck. Is that the score? 247 00:13:29,660 --> 00:13:30,660 No. 248 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,000 Come on. 249 00:13:32,140 --> 00:13:33,140 Come on. 250 00:13:33,920 --> 00:13:35,220 Stop. No. 251 00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:37,520 Oh my god. I brought my own. 252 00:13:38,060 --> 00:13:39,300 Fuck. I suck at this. 253 00:13:40,100 --> 00:13:41,100 Yeah. 254 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:42,840 You beat her? 255 00:13:43,180 --> 00:13:44,180 I mean, I scored. 256 00:13:44,340 --> 00:13:45,139 There you go. 257 00:13:45,140 --> 00:13:47,540 All I had to do was this, and I messed up. 258 00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:48,819 I'm pissed. 259 00:13:48,820 --> 00:13:51,760 Yes. All right, guys, let's go over to the set. 260 00:13:51,980 --> 00:13:55,480 Ain't no best out of threes, nothing. No, let's go over to the set. Come on, 261 00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:56,500 follow me this way. 262 00:13:57,260 --> 00:13:59,440 All right, Steven, the time has come, huh? 263 00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:00,720 Yeah, it's gamer time. 264 00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:02,200 Gamer time. 265 00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:04,680 You got her here. Oh, my God, you're so tall. 266 00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:06,660 Yeah, look at that size difference. 267 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:07,880 Wait, stand straight. 268 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:10,760 Man, she wants to be picked up. You think you can do that? 269 00:14:12,959 --> 00:14:14,500 Well, don't break your back. 270 00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:16,220 All right, nice. 271 00:14:17,380 --> 00:14:20,300 I put her in the bed You 272 00:14:20,300 --> 00:14:24,720 excited 273 00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:31,420 yeah get 274 00:14:31,420 --> 00:14:37,220 comfortable you can take that off, but what I really want to see I Really want 275 00:14:37,220 --> 00:14:39,740 to see her body how much yours aren't care where you get undressed 276 00:14:40,460 --> 00:14:42,000 You wanna watch me getting dressed? 277 00:14:42,380 --> 00:14:45,440 Yeah, no, I want Steven to do some of this. Right. 278 00:14:45,820 --> 00:14:47,480 Yeah, you stand there. Un-dress me. 279 00:14:47,700 --> 00:14:49,140 Yeah, stand there and look pretty. 280 00:14:49,740 --> 00:14:50,740 Meow. 281 00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:55,400 This is Kira's sexy, the sexiest she could get. 282 00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:56,680 Yeah. 283 00:14:57,340 --> 00:14:58,380 Unfortunately, I'm sorry. 284 00:14:58,820 --> 00:15:00,220 She has it naturally, man. 285 00:15:00,580 --> 00:15:03,440 What'd you think when you got Kira? 286 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:07,540 Oh, when I first saw her, I was like, yo, it's a legend in the room, man. 287 00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:09,920 You're going to make me cry. 288 00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:13,320 I just knew no way I was going to pick her. 289 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:15,140 Oh, you got her, dude. 290 00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:18,220 Let me see. Let me see. Show me her titties real quick. 291 00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:20,560 I'm T-posing. 292 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:22,619 I'm ready. 293 00:15:22,620 --> 00:15:24,280 She's standing like that until her titties come out. 294 00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:27,920 You know what that means? 295 00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:29,179 Let me see. 296 00:15:29,180 --> 00:15:30,180 Let me see. 297 00:15:30,260 --> 00:15:32,100 Let me see. 298 00:15:32,380 --> 00:15:33,720 Show me those titties. 299 00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:38,480 Oh, my nipples are hard. 300 00:15:38,860 --> 00:15:39,860 Shit. 301 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:41,940 Shit. 302 00:15:45,580 --> 00:15:48,100 I think she dances. You have such a tight body. 303 00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:49,500 I do. 304 00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:52,400 These are very nice. They're, like, firm. 305 00:15:53,140 --> 00:15:54,480 Thank you. Perfect. 306 00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:56,220 I get it from my mama. 307 00:15:58,320 --> 00:15:59,320 Yeah, 308 00:15:59,780 --> 00:16:00,780 I'm sorry, Steven. 309 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:03,120 No, no, you're good. 310 00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:05,120 I'm just happy to be here. 311 00:16:06,030 --> 00:16:07,150 She feels so nice. 312 00:16:07,410 --> 00:16:08,410 Do I feel soft? 313 00:16:08,670 --> 00:16:11,750 Yes. I did my best to moisturize for you today. 314 00:16:11,950 --> 00:16:13,270 Oh, my God. You smell good, too. 315 00:16:14,070 --> 00:16:15,070 Thank you. 316 00:16:16,750 --> 00:16:19,670 I was scared because it was getting a little hot, you know? 317 00:16:20,250 --> 00:16:24,230 You say, guys, we like sweet musk. 318 00:16:25,090 --> 00:16:26,090 Do they actually? 319 00:16:26,730 --> 00:16:27,730 Well, Steven does. 320 00:16:28,750 --> 00:16:29,750 Okay, that's good, then. 321 00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:37,439 Don't be shy. 322 00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:38,440 Pour some more. 323 00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:40,840 Oh! 324 00:16:42,980 --> 00:16:43,980 She's sensitive. 325 00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:51,980 Alright, turn around. Let me see that booty. 326 00:16:52,860 --> 00:16:54,120 Peel those shorts off. See you. 327 00:16:56,940 --> 00:16:57,940 I'm T-posing. 328 00:17:00,460 --> 00:17:01,620 Goodness, they're so tight. 329 00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:05,060 I have to jump up and down to get them off. 330 00:17:07,750 --> 00:17:09,470 Jump up and down. To get them on? 331 00:17:10,069 --> 00:17:11,310 No, that's so tight. 332 00:17:11,630 --> 00:17:13,089 Oh, I did. 333 00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:15,970 Bend over right there, Kara, nice. 334 00:17:19,210 --> 00:17:20,210 Am I good? 335 00:17:20,550 --> 00:17:21,309 Mm-hmm. 336 00:17:21,310 --> 00:17:23,369 Steven, come over here. Watch you twerk for a little bit. 337 00:17:25,349 --> 00:17:26,810 Come on, Kara. Can you twerk? 338 00:17:30,070 --> 00:17:31,610 Take the shorts off. Hold the weight off. 339 00:17:31,830 --> 00:17:33,370 Just sit right there next to her, Steven. 340 00:17:33,810 --> 00:17:34,810 Bam. 341 00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:35,970 Ooh, my name. 342 00:17:36,250 --> 00:17:39,750 Enjoy the show. Yeah, just enjoy the show for a little bit. Let me see 343 00:17:39,750 --> 00:17:44,310 Was 344 00:17:44,310 --> 00:17:50,890 it she's talking How 345 00:17:50,890 --> 00:17:56,210 many languages is this week turkey turkeys now language 346 00:17:56,210 --> 00:18:00,870 It is maybe 347 00:18:05,390 --> 00:18:06,890 Look at that, Steven. What do you think? 348 00:18:07,810 --> 00:18:09,970 It's the prettiest pussy I've ever seen. 349 00:18:10,630 --> 00:18:14,970 Is it? Yeah, that pretty pussy, pretty butthole. You're gonna make me cry, 350 00:18:15,070 --> 00:18:17,010 Steven. Oh my goodness. 351 00:18:19,530 --> 00:18:22,750 I'll take my glasses off. That one's fucking ass, dude. 352 00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:25,090 Little booties matter? 353 00:18:25,430 --> 00:18:26,550 Yeah, spank it a little bit. 354 00:18:26,770 --> 00:18:29,550 Little booties all that matter. What you talking about? 355 00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:39,120 What do you think of her feet, though? 356 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:42,400 Cute little pretty feet. 357 00:18:44,620 --> 00:18:46,340 You ticklish? 358 00:18:46,580 --> 00:18:47,580 Yes. 359 00:18:57,140 --> 00:18:58,140 It's so yummy. 360 00:18:58,300 --> 00:19:00,120 Turn around, Kara. Put your foot in his mouth real quick. 361 00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:04,440 Yeah, take my toe beans. 362 00:19:31,209 --> 00:19:34,350 My toes very ticklish 363 00:19:46,170 --> 00:19:48,310 That is actual, real and true. 364 00:19:48,970 --> 00:19:50,950 I do love being tickled though. 365 00:19:51,530 --> 00:19:53,130 But Kyra, do you like sucking dick? 366 00:19:53,390 --> 00:19:54,389 I do. 367 00:19:54,390 --> 00:19:55,510 But we'll get to that. 368 00:19:55,950 --> 00:19:58,770 I like taking dick a lot more. What do you think, Steven? 369 00:19:59,690 --> 00:20:01,010 Really? You wanna see? 370 00:20:01,470 --> 00:20:02,470 I'm waiting. 371 00:20:02,670 --> 00:20:03,670 Man, 372 00:20:04,530 --> 00:20:06,510 I've been waiting for the past three minutes. 373 00:20:06,870 --> 00:20:07,930 Really? Yeah. 374 00:20:09,050 --> 00:20:10,050 Okay, look. 375 00:20:10,530 --> 00:20:11,770 For the average guys. 376 00:20:13,110 --> 00:20:15,230 Nice. Get over here. Get to the edge, Steven. 377 00:20:16,460 --> 00:20:18,020 Just have your legs off the bed. 378 00:20:18,820 --> 00:20:20,280 Pull those pants off. I have to get on my knees. 379 00:20:20,700 --> 00:20:21,800 I could be right there. 380 00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:24,920 There you go. Just lay down right there, Steven. 381 00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:28,140 This was the director. 382 00:20:35,180 --> 00:20:36,340 Hey, you weren't lying. 383 00:20:38,540 --> 00:20:39,540 Those dead eyes. 384 00:21:49,900 --> 00:21:52,060 You feel super fucking hard right now. 385 00:21:52,360 --> 00:21:53,400 Oh, God. 386 00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:57,900 Of course he has a lifetime of, you know... No, like, bricked. 387 00:21:59,460 --> 00:22:03,240 You know, this is a chance of a lifetime for him. Right? Very hard. 388 00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:06,100 Do you not own a mirror? 389 00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:11,220 Thank you. 390 00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:20,720 It's good. 391 00:23:17,510 --> 00:23:18,510 I'm gonna put it in my hair. 392 00:23:22,930 --> 00:23:25,450 Before that, come over here, Steven. Stand up. Let's get her on her knees 393 00:23:25,450 --> 00:23:26,450 down here for a second. 394 00:23:26,770 --> 00:23:28,150 Keep sucking this dick a bit. 395 00:23:31,750 --> 00:23:32,750 Publicantes. 396 00:23:39,370 --> 00:23:40,390 You're gonna make me shy. 397 00:23:40,690 --> 00:23:41,690 You're making me blush. 398 00:23:43,590 --> 00:23:44,590 Oh my gosh. 399 00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:18,980 What do you think of our skills, Steven? 400 00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:22,160 Best set I've ever had in my life. 401 00:24:23,020 --> 00:24:25,300 I'm so fucking bruised. 402 00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:58,080 Oh shit. 403 00:25:01,060 --> 00:25:02,980 Oh fuck. 404 00:25:03,660 --> 00:25:05,760 It's a fucking party. 405 00:25:10,360 --> 00:25:11,640 Look. 406 00:25:13,220 --> 00:25:17,760 Oh shit. 407 00:25:20,780 --> 00:25:21,780 Oh my god. 408 00:26:28,430 --> 00:26:29,610 Look at this lube. 409 00:26:30,890 --> 00:26:32,250 It tastes like lubricant. 410 00:26:32,730 --> 00:26:33,830 Ready to ride, Carol? 411 00:26:35,090 --> 00:26:36,750 What? You ready to ride some dick? 412 00:26:36,990 --> 00:26:37,889 Of course. 413 00:26:37,890 --> 00:26:39,490 All right, Steven, lay down over there. 414 00:26:39,970 --> 00:26:42,650 Let her get to work. Yeah, put your head on this side, in the corner. 415 00:26:50,030 --> 00:26:52,630 Come on Kira, show them how a porn star rides dick. 416 00:26:57,070 --> 00:26:58,450 Oh my god. 417 00:27:03,010 --> 00:27:04,490 It's so fucking hot. 418 00:27:09,810 --> 00:27:12,610 Oh my goodness. Jeez. 419 00:27:14,090 --> 00:27:15,610 It's so fucking warm. 420 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:39,000 Oh my goodness. 421 00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:55,140 Such a pretty butthole. 422 00:27:56,380 --> 00:27:59,620 My butthole. Your butthole is so pretty. 423 00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:18,680 That pussy is gripping the fuck out of my dick Oh my god 424 00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:47,820 God damn 425 00:28:47,820 --> 00:28:54,360 Oh 426 00:28:54,360 --> 00:29:00,940 my goodness, that feels 427 00:29:00,940 --> 00:29:04,560 actually really fucking good amazing 428 00:29:18,350 --> 00:29:19,830 My pussy keeps pushing it out. 429 00:29:20,410 --> 00:29:21,750 I feel that. 430 00:29:27,530 --> 00:29:30,910 Oh shit. 431 00:31:53,510 --> 00:31:55,270 That's just so fucking good 432 00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:05,440 Every time you do that, I feel that. You feel it, really? Yes. 433 00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:08,379 I'm small. 434 00:32:08,380 --> 00:32:08,979 I'm small. 435 00:32:08,980 --> 00:32:09,980 I'm sorry. 436 00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:11,200 No, it feels good. 437 00:32:11,820 --> 00:32:14,500 Oh, my goodness. Ooh, hold up. This is my composition. 438 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,140 Really? Yes. 439 00:32:16,620 --> 00:32:21,040 You deserve it, baby. This is a G-spot area. This is a G-spot zone. You deserve 440 00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:22,040 it, baby. Oh. 441 00:32:22,660 --> 00:32:24,640 Oh, it feels crazy. You got a fucking neck. 442 00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:41,520 You feel that? Yes. 443 00:34:55,759 --> 00:34:57,180 Shit Oh 444 00:35:13,450 --> 00:35:14,450 You can tell, huh? 445 00:35:19,470 --> 00:35:20,470 Wait, 446 00:35:27,310 --> 00:35:28,310 is one pillow in there? 447 00:35:28,970 --> 00:35:29,970 No. 448 00:35:31,630 --> 00:35:32,870 Come on in the bed, let me see. 449 00:35:33,610 --> 00:35:34,610 Oh, okay. 450 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:19,060 Yes, god damn. 451 00:36:53,930 --> 00:36:58,130 Lift her up a bit. I want to see those titties. Oh, yeah Oh 452 00:36:58,130 --> 00:37:12,370 Fuck 453 00:39:10,990 --> 00:39:11,990 I'm gonna cum. 454 00:39:12,030 --> 00:39:14,130 Kira, I'm gonna fucking cum, Kira. 455 00:39:16,110 --> 00:39:17,110 Kira, 456 00:39:17,630 --> 00:39:18,630 come on. 457 00:39:18,810 --> 00:39:20,210 I'm gonna fucking cum. 458 00:39:23,410 --> 00:39:24,490 Oh, shit. 459 00:39:25,110 --> 00:39:26,630 Oh, fuck. Oh, 460 00:39:27,810 --> 00:39:28,930 shit. 461 00:39:32,550 --> 00:39:34,510 I'm gonna fucking cum. 462 00:39:36,350 --> 00:39:37,650 Wait, I'm coming home. 463 00:39:50,180 --> 00:39:57,160 Shit She fell she slip I 464 00:39:57,160 --> 00:40:03,740 made a mess Exactly what I'm 465 00:40:03,740 --> 00:40:05,300 sorry 466 00:40:11,150 --> 00:40:13,470 What you think of Steven? 467 00:40:13,830 --> 00:40:15,170 Can we do that again? 468 00:40:16,970 --> 00:40:20,310 I want to come again. 469 00:40:20,590 --> 00:40:23,250 Thank you. Ain't no round two for you, dog. Get out of here. 470 00:40:24,090 --> 00:40:26,150 You gotta go do an interview now. 471 00:40:26,450 --> 00:40:28,170 I thought you said anal scene. 472 00:40:29,350 --> 00:40:31,290 Can you take a nap first, bro? 473 00:40:31,510 --> 00:40:33,890 Kira, you want the strap and then we'll go do the anal scene? 474 00:40:34,130 --> 00:40:35,130 Yeah. What? 475 00:40:37,930 --> 00:40:38,930 Yo. 476 00:40:40,490 --> 00:40:41,490 How was that? 477 00:40:42,250 --> 00:40:43,650 I'm so happy right now. 478 00:40:46,570 --> 00:40:47,570 Man, 479 00:40:47,890 --> 00:40:51,690 that was awesome, bro. Like, Kiara is so hot. 480 00:40:53,210 --> 00:40:55,150 It was a dream come true, man. 481 00:40:55,830 --> 00:40:59,110 Did you get the cock-cock that you like? 482 00:41:00,150 --> 00:41:01,330 Yes, Lord Jesus. 483 00:41:01,670 --> 00:41:05,450 It took everything in me not to come quick, but we got the word. 484 00:41:06,030 --> 00:41:07,030 How about her feet? 485 00:41:07,210 --> 00:41:10,730 You got some foot action going? Yes, man. She has the yummiest feet. 486 00:41:11,230 --> 00:41:12,730 I swear I'm in love. 487 00:41:13,770 --> 00:41:18,330 This is like the best day I've had in years, man. 488 00:41:18,550 --> 00:41:20,250 I appreciate y'all so much. 489 00:41:21,070 --> 00:41:23,130 I can't stop smiling now. I'm sorry. 490 00:41:23,610 --> 00:41:25,110 You can't fall in love out here. 491 00:41:27,150 --> 00:41:29,790 I was on your first board. You fall in love? 492 00:41:30,010 --> 00:41:32,570 Maybe that's it, man. I'm one and done. 493 00:41:33,750 --> 00:41:35,650 Please, give her my number. 494 00:41:35,930 --> 00:41:37,330 Please, give her my number, please. 495 00:41:37,550 --> 00:41:39,190 I will not. He's been gone for a while. 496 00:41:39,410 --> 00:41:41,810 I know. I'm surprised, man. I figured he'd be back right away. 497 00:41:42,070 --> 00:41:43,470 Oh, there he is. 498 00:41:44,290 --> 00:41:46,070 How you doing, man? 499 00:41:46,530 --> 00:41:48,170 How was it going? It was fucking awesome. 500 00:41:48,510 --> 00:41:50,030 You look like you've seen God, man. 501 00:41:51,190 --> 00:41:52,190 Bro. 502 00:41:52,590 --> 00:41:55,130 Pretty close, you know, to having him back? Like a holy man. 503 00:41:56,210 --> 00:41:58,750 It's like the greatest day of my life. 504 00:41:59,670 --> 00:42:00,670 So how you feeling? 505 00:42:00,930 --> 00:42:02,030 I feel really good. 506 00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:06,680 I felt the nervousness, but that shit went away, man. 507 00:42:07,180 --> 00:42:09,840 It was fucking great. Kara, did you write? 508 00:42:10,620 --> 00:42:11,920 Yes. I think I'm in love. 509 00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:16,200 I was like, seriously. You asked for her number, didn't you? Be honest. 510 00:42:17,620 --> 00:42:20,460 I'm whispering in her ear. You going to start telling your family about her? 511 00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:22,340 Ring shopping. 512 00:42:22,720 --> 00:42:24,180 She come to the barbecue. 513 00:42:24,860 --> 00:42:26,280 She come to the barbecue. 514 00:42:27,300 --> 00:42:30,260 Did you lift her? I got her up, man. 515 00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:33,120 I mean, if you fell in love, 516 00:42:34,580 --> 00:42:36,780 first learn her name. Her name is Kira, not Kiera. 517 00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:39,360 Look at how I'm saying Kira, man. 518 00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:44,080 I see you. I'm speaking in tongues. Like, I was saying it right before. 519 00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:45,320 Like, I don't know, man. 520 00:42:46,180 --> 00:42:48,000 I'm just in a daze. Like, I'm so happy, man. 521 00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:51,580 We're happy to have you. Thank you for coming to Dad's Love Porn. 522 00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:53,220 And we hope you had a good time. 523 00:42:53,580 --> 00:42:56,160 Yes, I definitely did. Trust me. I think you did. Great time. 524 00:42:57,020 --> 00:42:58,100 All right. Peace out, Steven. 525 00:42:58,300 --> 00:42:59,300 All right, man. Bye. 526 00:43:00,540 --> 00:43:01,680 but certainly not least. 527 00:43:02,620 --> 00:43:04,280 Here we go. You ready to massage? 528 00:43:04,940 --> 00:43:07,760 Man, I'm ready. That's all you get is a massage. Nothing else. 529 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:08,999 Just a massage. 530 00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:09,419 That's it? 531 00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:12,080 That's it. Yeah, you don't get to fuck. You just massage. No, we play. 532 00:43:12,740 --> 00:43:14,100 Don't let me in. Don't let me in. 533 00:43:14,860 --> 00:43:16,960 All right. Have fun, man. Oh, man. 534 00:43:17,180 --> 00:43:18,520 Cheers. Okay, dog. 535 00:43:18,900 --> 00:43:19,819 Thank you. 536 00:43:19,820 --> 00:43:20,820 You got this.